Here’s one potentially Super Mom’s voting page, which I could only find by reading comments on the Super Moms Facebook page.
“Victoria will guide competitors to help them become the 2023 Super Mom.” Which competitors? What kind of guidance? Is there a sash? A former Miss World is involved too, although the extent of her involvement is unclear. Then, the general public votes in several rounds, ultimately culminating in one lucky lady being the Super-est Mom of all. I don’t know what the application entails but I know “at least one” photo is required and obscenity is prohibited. The winner will be awarded $20,000, a 2-page feature in Woman's World magazine, and a weekend getaway in Palm Springs, California!”įirst, would-be Super Moms must apply. To be extra super, she should hide any clear indicators of effort, struggle, or help.Ī reader recently forwarded along this competition, which rewards “one extraordinary woman to take the title of Super Mom 2023. The two critical defining characteristics of a Super Mom is her ability to a) do it all, and b) love doing it all. When someone refers to her as a Super Mom, she is contractually obligated to laugh self-disparagingly and say something about being the “luckiest mama in the world.” Super Mom is fun, calm, smart, punctual, joyful, nurturing, and most importantly, she is a self-contained entity of Super-ness.
SUPER MOM CLIPART PROFESSIONAL
She cooks delicious and nutritious dinners without needing recipes, remembers to remind kids about homework, packs extra snacks, crushes her professional career, writes cute notes for kids’ lunchboxes, anthropomorphizes pancakes, throws epic and creative birthday parties, maintains a hot sex life, volunteers for field trips, wakes up at 4AM to exercise, journals, practices mindfulness, makes time for fun with her girlfriends, and obviously has perpetually clean countertops. She gets her “body back.” She mothers littles who would rather craft with their mama then watch any type of screen.
Super Mom folds laundry into Mari Kondo squares while the baby sleeps.
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